The Clown

The Clown, an original QAW superstar, is the resident agent of chaos.

From Parts Unknown, he exists only to bring a palpable uneasiness to the QAW locker room. He's a living reminder that control is a myth and hope is an enemy.

Initially as a member of Creative Control (with Mistre Shakes, The Doctor, Fear Itself and Gentleman Doug), the Clown feuded with the Generation.

While the feud led to an epic losing streak in the ring, the Clown seemed focused more on psychological damage than on pinfalls. He took consecutive losses to Diamond David Thomas, Wellington Arms, The Mammoth and Boston's Biggest Bad Boy but seemed unphased in defeat.

Clown took the last pin in a Creative Control vs. The Generation Fatal Four Way match leading to turmoil within Creative Control.

Mistre Shakes attacked the Clown in the locker room and the Clown attacked Mistre Shakes before and during his subsequent match.

After what seemed like months without an in ring victory, Dana Jay Bein challenged the Clown after he discovered him shooting promos in his apartment.

DJB defeated the Clown at the Second Wave PPV.

What seemed like the end for the Clown was only the beginning.

At the next PPV, the Clown arrived with DJZomB, the undead corpse of Dana Jay Bein, after seemingly taking on the spirit of DJB.

The new look (and necromancer) Clown went on a vicious winning streak defeating the likes of many including Eddie Cation and the Magnifique Nordique.

The the fall, the Clown brought Bob Ross and Mr. Rogers back from the dead to create the terrifying tag team RIPBS, completing what he calls the Unstable.

At Labor Pains, the Clown won the QAW Mens Royal Rumble earning him a shot at any singles title at the Scared Circle.

The Clown was a surprise and last minute entrance into the Heavyweight Championship Match with Tommy Jr. and Lloyd Legacy Sharp.

And if you're not laughing, it's because it's not funny.