DTON

Some say five squirrels cannot pilot a scarecrow gundam.

Some say this machine could not be an acrobatic wild card in professional wrestling.

They are wrong.

DON'T TOUCH OUR NUTS!

Career Highlights

Won the Faucci Surprise Ladder Match Briefcase

Traded the Faucci Surprise Briefcase to Juicebox for nuts

Received nuts from Boston's Biggest Bad Boy Sent Steve the Space Squirrel to rehab

Competed in the Shamash Lightbringer Tournament (Rd. 1 loss to DHC)