Mr Neptune

Long before joining the QAW as its premier singer/entertainer/wrestler, Mr. Neptune thrilled women and suddenly-questioning men worldwide with his velvet pipes (all of them). Whether crooning from nation-to-nation or knocking out sold-out shows in his Vegas hometown, Mr. Neptune has always put on truly unforgettable performances that redefine people’s lives.

The founding, and most important member of the original Rat Pack, Mr. Neptune honed his wrestling skills by regularly engaging in “horseplay” with Peter Lawford, Joey Heatherton, Sammy Davis, Jr., and other stars. Never one to turn away a tumble, he took on all comers (sp?). It is said that Dean Martin wrote his famous "Ain't that a Kick in the Head" as an homage from his hospital bed after brushing Mr. Neptune's velvet the wrong way while they jointly "roughhoused" in the green room at the old Caesar's Palace.

Now as arguably QAW’s brightest star, Mr. Neptune debuted in the Royal Rumble, lasting more than 25 minutes while personally eliminating the Nordique, the Reverend, Zeo, the Farmboy, Eddie Cation, and the Governor of New Jersey before allowing himself to leave the contest because, as he explained, “Always leave them wanting more.”

Mr. Neptune has been the best at everything he has set his mind to--song & dance, dance & song, soft shoe, hard shoe, Broadway, Midway (the airport not the island, but yeah, the island too), BeBop, Hip-hop, light and heavy jazz, spoken word poetry, competitive puppeteering, and more. And now that he is here, he has pronounced that it's only a matter of time before he boards that “Intergalactic Ship of Champions.”

Mr. Neptune has arrived.

You’re welcome.